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"BAYBAY…" great now I have that song stuck in my head.

He ate a whole thing of them.

Needs more BWAAAAAMPS

Her?

(WHAT DOES) MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE

When you someone front it.

Oh man, I loved the VHS game as an 8th grader.  You had little flat cardboard tricorders, and had to earn isolinear chips to plug into them.  My sister was never in a Star Trek mood ever in her life, so I would play all the characters to extract that Klingon from the bridge.    

The film should have some cannibalism when you someone eat it.

Ah, yes, let's not forget Ms. Keys' thighs, which were the focal point of the film Smokin' Aces.

An Anal Bum Cover! I've been looking for one of those!

Wow, I really can't believe that anyone would LOVE Indigo Prophecy, other than people who are way into Theory of a Dead Man and enjoy having your Big Bad End Boss dressed like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

Yes, and hooking up with a chick from AA meetings will result in someone burning someone's apartment down.

DOM, the second one.

Well in Fable, your character's actual appearance changed, based on your level of good/evil. In the first one, if you maxed out on goodness, you had a halo and gay butterflies fluttering about. If you were evil, red eyes and horns!

When my 15 year old brother was a baby, I sat him on my lap and taught him how to play Street Fighter II. Yes, his is the generation that will remotely pilot the mechs and save us from the Chinese.

Flashman, you kill a Hitler in Bionic Commando for NES! While you are falling, you shoot him through a helicopter cockpit window with a rocket launcher. It's fucking awesome.

Shih Tzu, I've only played the demo for Mirror's Edge… does it have the whole good/evil mechanism?

Yoko should do what he wants. Ono did I say that out loud?

I have a better idea: right here I have a CD that has 16 songs on it and they are all "You Can Call Me Al" by A Mr. Paul Simon.

Seriously everyone… it took us THIS long to use the word "ubiquitous"?