So no blue, CGI genitalia? Lame.

Red headed girlfriend
Coming into town later
I can haz buttsecks

If one dimension is "I CAN HAZ BUTTSECKS?", then I am signing up today. At work.

You mean one of those headaches with pictures?

With games like this and Fable, I usually play through them twice: first good, then evil… which usually results in my evil character being better developed, having better weapons and skills, etc. But you better believe on my evil go-around, I gladly shot that fool Tenpenny in the face in that "You gotta shoot 'em in…

JS Brown, you had me laughing throughout your post there. I feel you, none of my friends play Fallout 3, so I have to discuss these very complex moral issues and implications online. How sad.

Well, then. I don't feel any "in-game" remorse for executing every last one of those Ghoul motherfuckers down in the tunnels.

What got me was the mentality of the Ghouls. They already had a decently secure place in the underground tunnels, with the built-in protection of the Ferals. As I recall, there was a "Good" way to resolve it peacefully by convincing key people to let the Ghouls live in the tower, but how is letting a group of Ghouls…

Jim, exactly. Three Dog STILL mentions that over the air, even after completing all the DLC, and being labeled as the Messiah of the Wasteland or whatever. You're right, things are much simpler if your character is evil.

Even though Ghouls are people too, they are not entitled to live in Tenpenny Tower. Seriously, those Ghouls HAVE GOT to stink, and think of the infection and disease they must carry. Damn Fallout 3 gives me bad karma for going in the sewers and euthanizing those poor zombie bastards trying to break in!

Elijah Baley, those look like good games, but Left 4 Dead 2 is the Biis Niis.

LET'S BUTTSECKS! Wait, that's not right… Damn, math is hard.

Electronical jocularity, in its various and sundry mutations, should always be allowed, at the very least in celebration at year's end.

Lobsters 1, the question we were looking for is "what are taters, Precious?"

DID SOEMONE SAY ASS CAKE?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

I'm not normally a ZMF knob-jockey like some around here, but that last bit about "OWNAGE WILL REAR ITS HEAD IN THE MOST UNLIKELIEST OF PLACES" sounds like Tolkien after way too coffee. In other words, awesome.

That gentle nudge of Santa's boot on Ralphie's forehead to get him back down the slide always kills me when I think of how many parents would go ape-shit if that happened today.

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

I've got anal, but I'm not an album cover.