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[Clive Owens walks out]

Well, littlealex, in the parlance of our times, it means…

GODDAMN IT THEN I'LL DO IT:

I'm sure you haven't fully covered it in a thread about another movie… so where, Cybernetic Organism, from where does Necrobutcher get his protein?

MAYYYBEE SOMETHING GOOD! MAAAYYYBEE SOMETHING BAD! I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW!

My plutonic female friend made my friends and I egg salad sandwiches when we drunkenly crashed at her place at 3 am.

HOT CRACKERS! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!

AYY COPERNICUS WHY DONT YOU NAVIGATE YOUR WAY BACK TO THE END OF THE LINE AND STAND THERE WITH YOUR SHIRT

If you're having girl problems, getting glittery son
I got 99 problems but high school ain't one

TWIST!

You ever seen a grown man naked?

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

Ooh, I want to play!

Those statues that only moved if you weren't looking at them… what was that from?

It's the kids who were born in the 1990's that are wearing all the 80's crap. It's just sad they don't know any better, that's all.

@ Ashcroft: Even so, the fictional construct has a point, even though it wasn't backed up by anything at all. But since when has that stopped anyone from expressing an opinion about anything on the internet? On paper, I should like these girls' music: I usually appreciate melodic, scrappy stuff like this, but their

Yeah, that and the use of the word "proactive" at work. It always reminds me of some quote that is from a show that's popular around these parts…

Turns out she's a man.

Or perhaps like Mortal Kombat… FATALITY. If ANYONE deserves to have his skull and spine ripped from his body, it's that Jon guy.

Ahem, to clarify, I meant the guy had said the phrase "at the end of the day" a grand total of "lucky number 7" times… apologies, my coffee hasn't kicked in yet