@aint a repo man: Was it you or someone else who I remember mentioning doing a presentation at work and had used the phrase "at the end of the day" at least seven times on purpose (just to fuck with everyone and see if anyone would notice)? Holy shit, it's coming back to me… the AV Club poster had said the phrase…

just a little shock to the scrotum, you know, the usual

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

One post for each eye, I guess?

Spa treatments aren't shit unless they include yogurt enemas.

I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for 800, Alex.

It's because one sweats less in black in white, but in sepia tones, sweat output doubles. It's science.

"Efortless." Hmm… doesn't sound safe at all.

Yeah, they seemed too good-natured to be "roasting" anyone per se… more of a vaguely familiar and comforting sense of warmth… Like a hand-towel soaked warm in water applied to one's genitals…

I think dougery meant is one to pronounce that laugh like Mickey Mouse, or more like the knife-wielding Roberto in Futurama?

It all depends on the VOICE of the fox. Does he evoke an old-school stentorian like Churchill? Does he announce the reign of chaos like some predict Obama to do on NPR? Or maybe the fox sounds more like Carl Sagan or Kermit the Frog.

Louis, the only way that would happen is if you Quantum Leap into Tim Burton's body.

Aw hell, if the bidet water is warm, I would play my DS just a bit longer. Never had an opportunity to use a bidet… being in Texas, we just got running water in my town.

I'm so manly I use pine cones. So suck it, Charmin!

That's exactly right! Those games were a good prep for the crushing series of disappointments that later-life would be!

That's what I was thinking: rather than seeing "beware the enemy", I would think one would see more of what Codename Workerbee mentioned. I'm sure the audience overlap would include the unwashed masses who play Call of Duty on Xbox 360.

It plays racist, sir.

Hey, I want to play!

Your comma, placement, blows

Elegant Victorian Lady is the opium addict's Stacy512.