And? AND?!

I'm sorry, but all that are available are IHOP Monkeys, who will compile for you sausages, bacon, pancakes, along with that number of the waitress who looks hot because you are drunk, and upon leaving, will probably get into a fight in the parking lot. Will that suffice?

Is it a Law of Physics that in order to be a person of awesomeness, of understanding, possessing a rapist's wit and empathy, that one must go through at least 4 years of severe awkwardness and persecution? I speak with resolve when I say… perhaps.

Cat sound!

DCRJ, Compromise Time! I'll still be stuffed in your Apocalypse Emergency Fuck Kit if we'll change it to dried healthy fruit chunks or whatever the hippies eat, if you'll upgrade the DS to the PSP!

Miles_underground, I know you were responding to the unregistered "Cork" in your first paragraph, but your second paragraph is exactly what I was saying. One would have to have militia-grade stockpiles of illegal weapons even to last more than 5 min against the tech our government has spent billions of dollars on.

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People, there's this glass, intended for looking, and we're through it.

I will volunteer to be your Apocalypse Fuck crammed into a kit; and since your standards will be thrown out the window, you won't care that I spent the last 5 years eating Twinkies and playing Nintendo DS.

We're talking about America, where God pays attention.

Unfortunately, that IS the post-nuclear trade-off for the gymnast's ass.

Watch out, Frito. That troll (or T-roll) sounds conspicuously like one that got his panties in a wad at me because of a perceived insult regarding non-registered users… "Take me seriously, I have things to say, but I'm totally going to be a renegade and not pick out a clever user name and avatar, wahhh!" Something…

Huh. I guess you wouldn't like "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence."

I've heard tell of gamers who are also biologically female, but I always dismissed this as legend, something akin to the Loch Ness Monster, Obama's birth certificate, and female orgasm.

In the irradiated land of Fallout 3, all the females have the ass of a gymnast.

Feelings and video games?! Next thing is some nerd getting weepy reminiscing about Final Fantasy VII!!1

I thought the perfect name/avatar pairing was Tits McForehead. Always made me chortle.

My thoughtful and thoroughly Carl Sagan-like analysis of judging 70 year old cartoons by the current years standards: it's fuckin' dumb. durrrr

*snort* "fingerplays"

Your name counts as a first.