Let me save any more of you 4 min and 30 sec of your life: the video is just JR making the same constipated face in various scenes… the high point is an old-timey computer with a sweet-ass pie chart on it!

He scuffed my Pumas!

His father led the Bear Riding Dynamite Squadron, and while doing so, invented the Most Dangerous Game: Boom Tennis.

O SNAP ITS GETTING ALL PUNGENT IN MY UREA

yay words!

" … and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break."

Welcome to Earf!

Of course Brody is more a Gordon Freeman than a Rambo, but do we know who he'll be playing in the film? It would be awesome if he were the Predator, but they would need CGI to work around the schnoz.

Mbs, for some reason, your placing the "Naaaaaa" in parenthesis just made me giggle like an idiot. This cannot happen! I must maintain a very serious comportment here. Yes, comportment.

Japanese be all pronouncing words like , and white folks be all pronouncing words like * !!!

THAT WAS AWESOME!

12. Get a temp job filing because of nimble, marionette master fingers. Befriend hot colleague. Find portal to John Malkovich's mind behind file cabinet. Also, screw hot colleague using Malkovich body.

A circular gardening mechanism, similar to a hoop skirt, that tills the ground with every hip gyration. It's only effective if you have Beyonce-level or higher curves, though.

THISH REMINDSH ME OF DEH HEADY DAYSH OF SHPUTNIK AND YUDEE GREGADDIN!

Cool story, bro. Using the word "sex" as a verb has always amused me.

No, I was talking about my rug…

When You Someone Eat It: Requiem for a Meme

That's true, Mr. Ninja, but my point wasn't that multi-player is extraneous. Shouldn't a game have a decent showing for both campaign and online? The apparent answer is no, because thousands of moms everywhere bought their little bastards Halo 3, regardless of the craptacular campaign mode.

O SNAaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaP!!!

@Girlfriend, I appreciate your dedication to mocking the guy above, but I have to admit a two-decade crush on the so-very-tasty Amy Grant.