I haven't played Gears so I can't speak on its qualities, but Bioshock will not disappoint. It's a beautiful-looking game with an absorbing story. If only Portal would have lasted as long.

Call of Duty 4 has shown us that your equation is not always the case. Developers can't have an awesome multi-player excuse a lazy single-player campaign after the superb job Infinity Ward did. Halos 1 and 2 did alright in the story mode, but the third installment's campaign was a joke. In place of huge boss fights…

Also, no one can weave his white-boy corn rows like Jonathan Davis.

Be easy on Freshman Year Philosophy Guy. His scathing review of Christian Rock most likely stemmed from his girlfriend breaking up with him while Switchfoot's "Dare You to Move" was playing on the Ipod.

I had that haircut
in the first grade.

DIABEETUS!

O SNAP I MEANT KFTC!

KFCT!

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." John 1:1

Personally, I like to frolic with the polycorns. Or run amongst the brain trees, in the brain forest. But mostly I watch for the dream girls.

Oh come on. We already had an entire thread about staircar's wife. We all sex her, etc etc

I'm thinking that "augh" was when she stroked out for a bit.

Just today I dropped a deuce heavily influenced by Denny's Moons Over My Hammy.

I like Death Cab, but yes, that song title is a little ridiculous. It's very "Hot Topic", and on target for the movie's demographic.

That's funny, because kthejoker's wife called me 2 hours ago to squeal with delight. You know, because she wanted sex and stuff.

Would you like to see my erection?

You are not currently in your natural habitat, Donny!

I believe you would need a team of raptors with Splinter Cell goggles to contend with the mighty grizzly.

I enjoyed the demo, being a lover of awesome things like tatted-up hot chicks swinging a sword around, but the whole "flickering screen" effect used to make it appear film-like was fucking distracting. I grew up on video games, yet this demo's visuals gave me a headache. I will save my dollars for the new Left 4…

He's not your sexist fuck, buddy.