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Both, of course.

Yeah, Grandma can't just be old with dignity anymore when she's wearing a glittery t-shirt with "HOTTIE" emblazoned on it.

Did I hear a "niner" in that?

I know he looks like a Dracula, but honest Injun, he's ok!

O SNAP NUMMYMUFFIN NO ONE IS RESPONDING TO YOUR WHEN YOU SOMEONE EAT IT USAGE SO I WILL THAT MEME IS FUN BUT THE OWNAGE IS DILUTED IF THAT SHIT IS USED IMMODERATELY

I'm not your jack, Hoff.

Hey guys! Word on the street is that staircar's wife takes on all comers! Can anyone confirm this, ironically or otherwise?

O SNAP I RUINED IT THANKS SPHINCTER

Don't hit Sugartits, she's nice.

I love your enthusiasm, santos, but it's when you someone eat it.

Yes. Yes, there is.

I shook hands with Tony Shalhoub (taller in person). Spoke with Aries Spears when DFW lost both his and my luggage.

I now see you are correct. It's taken me to get to drinking after worek to see here I've misread some of these fucking posts. Alright. Y'all have a good night

Way to go Chico for letting a goddamn cat make you doubt your own memory. You are the human here! Having just watched From Dusk til Dawn, Tarantino's character does indeed only imagine her asking that, and then he responds in reality, and she doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

It's cool; I gots immunities. And I do love Firefly and Serenity; I'm just sad that I wouldn't set that song as my ring tone like so many nerds… but aren't you a fellow musician? Doesn't that theme song bug the living crap out of you?!

Have to agree with Zamfir on the Ghillie suit missions on COD4… those two levels are some of the best stuff on the 360, and this game came out 2 or 3 years ago. Also, Left 4 Dead is insanely fun, as it introduced a mechanic that not just encourages teamwork, but MAKES you work together with other players just to

Das ist mein shiza!

I damn near wore out my fast forward button watching Firefly on DVD. That fucking theme song is horrible, and I couldn't decide whether it was a problem with the singer or if it was just a badly written song (maybe both). Then I tried to appreciate it using the whole "so bad it's good" route, but it was still like

I hadn't seen Top Gun until way later, so I just pretended my bike was the USS Enterprise.

There was trouble with them in the early days — back in the 70's.