Yes, when he put the blade to the gangster's mouth, the Joker told the first version of how he got his facial scars. I just though the blade to the mouth was just to keep him arrested… But I guess it does work if the gangster was stabbed in the back of the throat (even though I would think there would be more…

Huh. That's how he killed that guy? I thought he broke his neck.

Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I really feel for his little children
and would like to say to them..

He's not your buddy, pal.

Ship it where?

KFC: BECAUSE DENNY'S DOESN'T HAVE A DRIVE THRU, MOTHERFUCKERS

Objection. It's "when you SOMEONE eat it." Meme fail.

OtP, that's probably for the best, because I went out with Desperado (the one with Salma Hayek) years ago and although we had first-date sex surrounded by a thousand candles, we broke up a week later. Bitch also stole my bike. That's the last VHS I ever dated.

I vote neigh to seeing this movie.

May a thousand Activia-fueled shits rain down from the sky on you, sullying your jacket and causing great inconvenience to the rest of your day. Perhaps even delaying your plans for brunch.

I think the good doctor is expecting an answer sooner rather than latter.

Everyone knows J-Lo invented jacking around in the architecture of the mind in The Cell.

@ ;), don't call it that.

For some reason, I remember the TMNT II code being B A B A up down B A left right B A start. I like to fool myself that fusing this kind of stuff into my brain at such an early age has helped me in some unforeseen way.

Diaperless Monkeys who don't get Deadwood references can suck cock by choice!

"I hated him when he was in N'Sync or whatever band he was in but when he great the beard and just started making some pretty good dance beats, I liked him better." Yoko Homo

WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!

Wash and stack, shit monkey!

That was him being "a summer guy" when shopping for a new shell.