Aw hell, but now it's getting all over your shoes.

Please tell us more of your feelings regarding this matter.

You know what they say about when you post comments into the abyss…

HOW DO YOUR WEAPONS WORK?

I hope to drastic measures he hasn't been driven.

I had to rewind and watch a few times more that silent "thumbs-up" exchange between the two when they learned they were not to be replaced at the hotel. Richardson's big, dumb grin made me lose my shit.

Rapiers are LAME. If you gotta cut a fool, use a razor. Or a goddamn broadsword.

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!

I do believe that's referred to as 1337 haxxorz OMFGLOLZ.

I've timed my dropping of the banker bomb to just around 3:30 pm, but I refer to it as declaring jihad on my favorite stall.

What will you give me for my Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, then?

WATER BEATS FIRE!

I like the one where you go all super saiyan and get to control a 'roided-out Joe Piscopo, who has nary the time nor the inclination to use guns to destroy his enemies.

She's the only character in Fight Night 4 I managed to beat Tyson with.

He's not your fella, codpiece!

All the hep cats know she's laying down some SCAT, because her jazz trio is in the groove.

You'll have to pardon Yoga Fire, as English is not his first language. He demands you suck scrotum.

When you eat it.

Aw, lame! Heche, your post was not there when I typed mine. Those that doubt me, can suck cock by choice!

SWEDGIN! CHARLYNE! SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKA!