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I agree with the Guy Pearce suggestion, but wasn't Constantine supposed to look like Sting?

And tracking all that semen will lead to yours.

Codpiece is not an acronym. I mean, it could be, but the meme is referring to what "Painter of Light" Thomas Kinkade was yelling when he was thrown out of a Siegfried & Roy show.

Ooh, I'll bring the Special Semen Tracker Light (SSTL) and we can see The Quirk's lively shuffling from couch to refrigerator and back! Mayhaps we find a detour to the shitter!

That is crazy! When you someone eat it the odds of that? Of course, yours was more subtle, or as subtle as that meme usage can be.

But… but… then who would bring the snark?

I don't know why he saved my when you someone eat it; maybe in those last moments he loved when you someone eat it more than he had ever before.

Anger management-sies?

Sugartits, exactly! It brought joy to so many.

Couples; Retreat?

And I have failedsies. But thanks, chrisk, for going easy.

For more hate, see entry:
THIRDSIES!

Sadsad still posts here and there, but I don't think he ever registered.

AILMH, you're right, it is "when you someone eat it." This actually is a relatively recent meme, resulting from the omission of one little word, and leading to an exquisite feeding frenzy. Check about half way down, beginning with ocean of cats' post "My Roommate's Girlfriend":

Why don't you make like a tree…

Wow, careful everyone. We might experience gravitational collapse with so many references to other threads here.

He ain't heavy… He's mah brutha!

Or when they need some numbers munched!

I had that LOGO programming and Oregon Trail in my kindergarten computer class. Alas, such squandered potential! The result was my becoming a bad-ass in Call of Duty 4.