I like Jorge's "refilling the endless pasta bowl," myself.

I used to work at an Olive Garden whilst in school. Favorite pastime: playing throw the olive in the lion head's mouth.

Chess… is unknown to us. We prefer… checkers.

I liked the Wolf Blitzer shout-out.

Ah, yes, but that's what they'd be expecting…

NOT if you're a certain Mr. Scissorhands.

Easy go-to Mel Gibson quote:

No.

All your fucking distracting couplesretreat are belong to us.

IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING!

You are not the only one who, upon hearing the characters' pronunciation, thought "Ringhausen" was her last name. I only caught the correct last name because I had turned on the subtitles.

I enjoyed Jane's abrupt about-face and "goodbye!" when Joanie said that.

Those that post firsties can suck cock by choice!

What about the classic FMLTFWIA?

DO A BARREL ROLL!

I CAN HAZ LOWURD XPECTASHUNZ?

Sadsad! Where's the "no-write" that you do so well?

Writ, as I read your last sentence, I felt a great disturbance in my mind, as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

What is that? It smells like something died in the wall…

DC Talk! Ha!