You should totally record some of his drunk shenanigans and post it on Youtube. Then get back to us with the link, so we can all enjoy.

Battletoads kicked ass, though.

Chin up, Tux; I don't find your posts annoying…

Wow, you nerds. I only figured out what you were talking about by the context.

Stevie Stevens, you cocksucking unregistered troll. Did mbs steal your girlfriend or something? Lay off the little guy; most of us are at least semi-amused by his stream-of-consciousness rants.

I would also advise the lady avoid the clam chowder.

She's especially goth in the new Harry Potter movie, although her character has quite the nasty grill.

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

But will said skills pay the bills?

@Dudche, initially, I had the opposite impression watching Wolcott. I was always dreading his going ape-shit on someone, but it turned out he's just a pussy. He just kills whores. Gets his taint handed to him by Charlie Utter in the thoroughfare… and at that point I was a little afraid for Utter because of any…

I'd never thought I say this, but… can I go work now?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAARRRRRURRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAURRUUUUUUUUUUUUURRGGH!

Well we don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly!

The Gun Kata Kid would be awesome if Shia Lafuckinbouf was not starring.

I went into The Sixth Sense knowing Bruce Willis was dead because of some off-hand comment I heard somewhere. With movies like this that hinge upon a huge rug-pull, it changes the intended experience and OF COURSE is my fault for not seeing it the first goddamn showing in theaters. If I'm discussing a movie that has…

Last night, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked out into the rain
Checked my phone, saw you rang
And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Because karate's for fighting old women and children. For "maximum ownage," one needs kung-fu. Or a shotgun.

CODPIECE!

Regarding spoiler expiration dates, it doesn't matter if a movie is twenty years old, because one might not have had the chance to view it (being too young) or perhaps one had never even been exposed to it. For instance, an 18 year old nerd would have had much less time to see as many films as a 42 year old nerd. …

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