The Origin of Meme "When You Someone Eat It"

He fixes the cable?

This will not stand, you know, this aggression will not stand!

Denny's has a new thing called the "Slamwich," which is delicious and ripe for usage in such innuendo.

I prefer to use T-Pain's "SHAWTAYEE" in normal conversation.

With only slight modification and addition of (puts on sunglasses), that could function as a passable Caruso-ism.

DIS. BE SOME. BULLSHIT.

Although Asians are usually my thing, I do like some Serena Williams. Couldn't tell you about her hair though, as I am transfixed by her powerful thighs.

Once more… WITH FEELING!

That's whatever it is you were talking about for you.

Thor is my AA sponsor.

Buddha is my Notary Public.

THIS CODPIECE IS FUCKING DISTRACTING!

"…shrimp sandwich…"

I'd be content in her rut, too.

Sadsad, can I be your best man when you someone eat it?

"In a world full of comment boards…"

The judges gave you bad Marx!

In Soviet Russia, THE MARINE sees you on a plane!

Snake, only if you don't tie two electric toothbrushes together with the towel and use them as nunchucks.