All this cheesy toady tots talk is bacon me hungry.

I do believe we've stumbled upon ZMF and Tarkovsky's Former AD's retarded love child.

Oh, sorry. I just farted.

Inside voice, Hellwig.

I'm sure Neko Case could come up with something quirkier and more "indie" than "Memoirs…" Seriously, though, that title should be surrounded by sparkly unicorns, all shimmery and whatnot.

Trifles?! I love trifles!

S Jerusalem: You are correct, sir. The Finglonger makes an appearance in the Penguin conservatory/Dark Matter Tanker Spill episode.

RagingBear, agreed, the character's suits and the levels all looked great. I just would get so frustrated when shuffling my character to and fro just to get a decent camera angle to read the messages scrawled in blood on the wall (which could have been fixed even if it were like Fable, in which first person POV was…

Wasn't the objective to kill 53,594 zombies?

I suppose going into first person would cause problems since there was no HUD for health except on the suit. Was I the only one who gave up on reading the dead crew's notes because the text was too small? I mean, we can't all have 300 inch plasma screens, dammit!

Nummy, that's exactly how I felt about Dead Space. Would it have killed them to include the ability to toggle between first person and third? That GoW over-the-shoulder view doesn't work so well in Dead Space's claustrophobic environment.

MR. Hurry, there's a "Captain EO went right in your face" joke here, but I'm a little too drunk to be thinking right now.

So many fails, so little time.

Chico, you are not alone. I do not have channels of any kind and only know about crap shows through this website and a few soulless people I work with. I waste enough time with Xbox 360 and internet porn.

Been thinking alot about this, have you?

I'm not your Stone, Phillips!

Not your friendo, guy.

Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!

Nope, Mr. Digits. Sorry, but you're wrong. I read it as the interviewer was purposefully using the term.

Hey watch the hair, man!