It's not the versus this city needs, it's the versus this city deserves to need to deserve, or some such.

That was not a Freudian slip.

We'll take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations.

You said… funny thing.

AW, DAT MAKE-A ME SAD!

That little exchange between Hans and Rumsfield "Ah, pretty girl. Friend of yours? It came wit da frame?" has been quoted for years by my siblings and me.

Or as our spanish brothers say, Trrriple.

I fall asleep to my own screams.

AY! SHUTTUPPA YOU FACE!

Don't forget their pet monkey, Mojo.

Sadsad, O LA DEE DAA, I commend your trying to recreate the magic of the "when you someone eat it" thread. That brought joy to so many.

Arsenio FTW

Something is fucking distracting him, apparently.

The Roswell episode is my favorite…

What about this one:

To Hmmmm, I didn't look to her for ball info; I had said "it is hot as balls in here" and then she dropped that knowledge bomb on me.

A friend of mine told me at one time that balls are actually NOT hot, as in temperature. She said this is why they are outside the body, the slight decrease in temp facilitating sperm growth, etc.

At the convention for men who cannot grow full and robust manstaches.

Why is a WHAAAT?!

If you want to bullshit someone, bullshit yourselves!