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Let's shoot bullets out of our guns!

Goodman yelling to Washington in Fallen (lame TV edit):

Elitist, so she should have said, "Do you *wish* to dance?"

Neo should get the "Worst Accent" award for his craptastic southern drawl in The Devil's Advocate.

That "when you someone eat it" thread punched my meloncholy in the face and then bit both its ears off.

…I just want to start a Chang in your heart.

@RagingBear

Which, of course, all the chicks go crazy for Roman chariots with Prius engines.

It could also be "reasonable."

No one, that's who!

So the Rapture will hit only the Jewish Theological Seminaries?

@ Janet: Loch. Ness. Monster.

Racist, the Rapture is not explicitly outlined in the Bible.

Except for Mecha-Jesus… that was part was not in the book.

Yes. Yes, you would.

It's not a 100 year car; it's something like thousands of years old. It would be like your douchebag stepdad having a chariot (but even more stupid because horses still exist, but would gasoline even be around in the wooooorld of tomorrooooooooooow?)

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
When you Someone eat It,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

She grew up in an Indiana town
Had a good lookin' momma who never was around
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
When you someone eat it on an Indiana night

It's from the hilarious thread "Wii Fit Pillow Talk" in the AV Blog section.

YES! I have that one! I don't usually pay for apps, but when you someone eat it totally is worth it.