I WANT SEAN O'NEAL TO GIVE MY EULOGY.

(*yanks the Most Improved TV Show trophy from Person of Interest's carpal tunnel inflamed, gunpowder-burnt hands, and tosses it over the fence to The Walking Dead.)

You'll see that the others switch from red triangle + 'threat' (or whatever the word is) to 'irrelevant'. Fusco just starts with 'irrelevant'

"Sometimes you forget I was an international spy."
"You're still the dumbest series regular, though."

Looking stuff up on Wikipedia after watching PoI leads to so many fun things…

Jokes on me. They don't even HAVE offices. Damn. I've had to reread this article a couple of times now.

Hey, Rantic. Just kidding! Not gonna dynamite your offices. Hope you didn't feel threatened.

Yeah… Rantic. Guess what? 'Pretending to threaten her' would still be threatening her. Hey, Rantic. I'm going to dynamite your offices. (see next comment line.)

Over on Facebook, I saw a strange incoherent comment thread, then realized it was two (TWO!) people that I had blocked duking it out with others. Like black holes, I can now only see the blocked ones due to their effect on others. Cosmic.

Groundhog Die!

I remember Harlan Ellison once going off on a rant about the abbreviation 'sci-fi', comparing to a peanut butter brand. "You'll love sciffy." I'm sure if he hated that, he probably can't look at the SyFy logo without his head exploding.

Big head, Van Helsing… yep, must be. I would probably have been one of those people going, "Wow, look, Anthony Hopkins singing Sinatra!" With Eddie Pepitone glowering at me.

Hang on. Hang on just a second. 'Da' used to be an official 2-letter word. Then it was removed. Now you're telling me I can play it again? It's hard to keep up with all this.

I kept seeing this headline all day, but went, "I think I'll wait until Sean O'Neal writes this one up." The wait was worth it.

What? No Dornish Red?

It's starting to seem likely that there's something actually wrong with him. He strikes me as bi-polar at the very least. There was a detail in this story where he's outside the theater crying and I just… recognized that.

If this film isn't narrated by the tape worm in his gut, I'm not interested.

For the past little while, this place has been full of people not getting it.

^ That was a simulpost, pretty much. Thanks for the reply, Todd. My 'I have now read Todd's defense' comment is re: reading down the rest of the page, not me being weirdly aloof and deciding to respond to Todd in the third person. Thanks, @ToddVanDerWerff:disqus, really, for responding. I see your point of view, I can…

I have now read Todd's defense. Happens in first five minutes, was on the 'previously on'. I usually watch this show every week but it so happens that the recording I had of last week's show was botched for the second half and I hadn't got around to getting new media for it, and… now I must bear the fate of all those…