"I mean, if it's on I'll watch it."

Aryan'ot paying attention?

My dad's an entomologist and could be counted on to say things like, "You wouldn't find most of those insects in a mine" while we were watching Temple of Doom.

"Our mouths were made for eating. Why do you press yours to mine!?"

If your kid plays keep-dying-until-you-beat-the-level video games, they'll find it relatable.

Canadian social media was nothing but 'Look how well Trudeau handled Trump's handshake' a few days ago. (the secret is to just grab him and stand close, but I can see how that's not very appealing.)

not wearing a mumu, though

I really wanted to check in on Bearded Man who got hauled off to the dungeon in season 1, episode 12, damn it.

I'm still reeling from the phrase 'Buzzfeed dug deeper.'

Billy Bob was being peevish about Ghomeshi even mentioning the fact that he was an actor in the intro to the piece. "You may know him best from… but he also does this…" rubbed B.Bob the wrong way and sent him into a bad headspace. But if you listen to the interview, Jian was trying to talk about the music from the get…

I think he's going for Upple Midder Class. (although I think Barb might be more Middle Middler)

And I read each and every one of those as NO, even when I realized it stood for Nick Offerman. "NO, we're not kids…" "NO, or nobody would give a shit." I was helpless to the power of the big bold NO.

The problem is there's no clear shot of her legs.

Mary Poppin' Back In.

Hey! I said the same thing below. But you said it far more comprehensively. (*high five)
Also, tedious though the first season is, one of the unexpected pleasures of watching it at the time was slowly realizing just how aware The Machine was. And then realizing that wait a minute, I'm watching a stealth sci-fi show…

I keep noticing similarities between Person of Interest and Fringe and I'd say 'peaked in the third season' is another one. (although I think Fringe's final seasons were more effective than PoI's.)

As mentioned in the article, the about-face on Anna Torv was something to behold. I've never seen fan reaction to someone go from 'She's so wooden! She's ruining the show!' to 'Give her all the awards and cast her in everything' quite like this show.

Okay, come on, you've got 'What have I become, my sweetest friend' right there in the lyrics. You can't pair that with a slow-motion shot of him biting into a powdered creamy pastry? Step Aside and Gimme That, Internet.

Anne Rice. Man, you can really tell at what point in her career, everyone stopped suggesting any edits.

YES! All this time, the key to male pattern baldness was death and electricity! This is exciting news. Stand back, everyone! CLEAR! BBBBZZZZZZZT. My follicles! THEY'RE ALIIIIVE!