This is the first thing I see when I land on the front page? Jeez, there was zero need for that. And I say this as someone who is often yelled at and has food thrown at him by friends who have a different definition of 'spoiler' than I. You're worse than me, AV Club.

A clue as to why it wasn't a hit: this is the greyest movie I have ever seen. Wall to wall grey. Some blues, maybe, but they're greyish. It wears you down.

Also: I learned that they even HAD automatic garage doors in 1938. Who knew?

There's one I'll always remember in 1938's 'They Drive By Night'. The husband is drunk, passed out behind the wheel. He managed to park the car in the garage, but left the engine running. The wife just walks out of the garage, triggering the automatic door. It's negligible, but she knows what she's doing when she…

Apparently Trekkies prefer to be called Trekkers.

Get your damn hoverboards off my lawn's AIR SPACE!

And this of course, calls for… http://www.tumblr.com/tagge…

"Whenever possible, I like to travel by helicopter. At the end of or in the middle of any social engagement, I like to affirm that we are having fun. When meeting parents for the first time, I like to ask them for their daughter's hand in marriage. Hypothetically."

'Who Wants to Marry Bluebeard?'.

Everything about that was great.
Point of order, though! Are you really allowed to wear a great big hat that casts half your face into shadow on the witness stand? (If you are, then that's my next court attire.)

Sean Penn.

I read the Inglorious Basterds script before seeing the movie and it just made me want to see the film more. I'm pretty sure leaked scripts don't do much harm.

Aryan not paying attention?

"That British guy" is also referred to as "Fake John Hurt."

I'm over 40. Did any of you whippersnappers hear The Machine talking to Root before that scene? It wouldn't surprise me if they actually did that.

One correction: Threepeat is played by Rene Gube. And ever since the second episode (but not for the pilot) he's also one of the story editors. Makes me wonder if he was really great at making suggestions at the table read.

And does she just get to be in a coma for the entire series? Cushy gig!

Re: Girlfriend in a Coma casting. Oh! Oh! I know this one! It was just in Entertainment Weekly! It's— It's— (flips pages, finds School of Rock reunion article) Right, right. Miranda Cosgrove.

One thing I did not expect about that fight: the odd intercuts of a little kitten, just watching them duke it out.

A&E's tagline (in Canada, anyway) was always 'time well spent'. Another one that cried out for a sarcastic delivery.