Where did you that idea? Oh..right. It's being drilled into our fucking skulls.

The next video of that kitty shows him being eaten by the Asian camerman. Not as cute.

Damn!
This shit just got real.

"You're the lowest on the totem pole here Elva. The lowest". I use that line on my youngest boy all the time. Poor kid.

I was just going to say the same thing (minus the fuck you. I don't like confrontations) Daisy Duke and a badass theme song make the Dukes of Hazzard the winner.

Back in the Kilby years, Beth Littleford jacked off a goddamned boar for a story. You can't just just pretend that shit didn't happen. She is therefore number one.
Fartig!

Kinda hot
If you put your finger across your monitor and cover up her nose and lips, she doesn't look half bad.

Please! End the war on Oates!

I get bored quick on the toilet. If I sit down and quickly find there is nothing to read, I'll pull 'em up I go find something. But if I'm not paying attention and start with the pooing without a book, I end up grudingly reading whatever shampoo bottle I can reach.

30 Helens Agree.
This is Awsome.

I'll second the Doc Watson. I also can always listen to Bob Dylan. It helps that he has about 300 albums.

If you want to enjoy the "analytical approach to sport and the rich little sagas it contains beyond the sportscenter highlights", you best pony up for cable.
Don't be such a skinflint.

This is why I hate Grey people.

So?
Some of my favorite food stuffs come in grease stained bags.

That's a shame.

Nice one Burl!

Nice one Burl!

Take your pick. It went something like-
fapfapfapfapfapfap……fap……..fap……………….fap.
Hmmm, I wonder what's on the news?

Body of Evidence.
A pale Madonna and a paler Willem Dafoe.

She provides people inspiration by baking poetry into bed.
What's wrong with that?