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"Teen suicide, don't do it!"

Willy Wonka Crunch bar
I used to get those in the early 80's. Kind of like a Whatchamacallit only more peanutbuttery and delicious. They were so good the drug store where I bought them charged you a dime more than the other candy bars. 35 Cents!!
Also Oompa Loompas. Candy covered half chocolate half peanut butter…

THIS JUST IN!! JEFF GOLDBLUM DEAD FROM A FALL.

Burn Puhzam burn.

My favorite book out of the DT series was Waste Lands. So many great characters in that one. Tick Tock man, Blaine the train. And a great cliffhanger ending that left me hanging for YEEEAAARRRS.

The original version of the Stand was the abridged version. It cut out the whole arc of the Kid who was to me one of the most memorable characters in the book.

If Farley had done Shrek instead of Mike Meyers, the people who are hating on Meyers would be hating on Farley. That's what haters do.
Shrek was great, the sequels can't take that away.

You gotta admit that Farley as "Jackass Kenny Rogers" was also gold. So was his Steven Segal.

All you trekkies and tv addicts
Don't mean to diss
Don't mean to bring static
All you klingons in the fucking house
Grab your backstreet friend and get loud

The Remains of the Day
The last scene with Emma Thompson leaving on the train is a killer for me.

Adaptation.
He would have also been a better Willy Wonka thab Jonny Depp.

Now how will Frank Caliendo entertian us?
Oh, right.

Excellent…

At least your heart was in the right place.

Except for Slayer.

Dies in Bolivia?
Thanks for the spoiler alert!