I just landed in DC on Monday after 5 years abroad, have no money, no job and no transportation, living with my Sex in the City-obsessed cousin who's so square it hurts just to look at her… So many regrets, so little time. Oh, and I probably won't be able to make it.

What's with the identity crisis? Did he turn 40?

CGI creature > or < Harrison Ford's 'I'm too old for this' face

I'm still waiting for the megablockbuster featuring Vikings, Romans, Aliens, Nazis, Vampires, Werewolves, Shapeshifting Luteplayers, and Androids—where all the sex and violence is a meaningful expression of the characters' internal motives.

In future all perfume brand names should have a direct correlation to the either the quality of the product or to the intended market demographic

La Strumpet de Fictionalle: essence of cranberry, Stoli vodka, and a musky leather bound copy of The Sun Also Rises

Cheap + parody = Jessica Simpson

@fresh jive

Godfather 3 in 3D…Sophia Coppola's performance being the only thing that doesn't leap off the screen.

I'm waiting for the relaunch of Smell-O-Vision.

SpaceAIDS? Does it chase after you like space-herpes?

I petted a stray cat when I was 4 years old and it bit a chunk out of my arm. I still have the scar. It bit my arm because it was angry when I wouldn't let it bite my neck. Strangely, I was more traumatised the time I fell off a pony.

that picture
I thought the guy was holding some kind of ray gun. I was mildly interested because I thought it might be a quirky sci fi movie with a guy in an afro. It is not, and I am disappointed.

So, the girls are seeing dead people? And what's a "looser", professional or otherwise?

Did it have dialogue like this:

I'd rather see the story of a young Homo Erectus woman's coming of age on a journey from the African savannah to the Mesopotamian flood plain. (Hey, at least it hasn't been done.)

Malboro, I think you just named this year's Oscar contender. Coming to theatres this November: Theme X.

In my city you can turn left on red, except if you're on a one-way in which case you can turn right on red. And movie tickets cost 5.00, unless you go the the overpriced corporate chain cinema which costs 7.00 or more.

It's all over the news here in Northern Ireland, since Liam Neeson's a local boy. But it is a weird thing in that yeah, they seemed like nice people. Why did this sort of shit have to happen? It's not like they were flashy, freaky, irresponsible Hollywood types.

Pomposity.