[exasperated Mindy voice] Oh, Moooork!

@soulboogaloo: I thought every was supposed to do that in Walgreens.

That sounds like the 'talk' my mother gave me, something along the lines of 'never have sex because it's creepy and weird.' Of course if she had mentioned Ryan Adams and shown the above picture, I might still be a virgin today.

Isis, you could be right. That is, if you remove the words "musical" and "genius" from your post.

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I was hoping this would be some gritty urban, life in Dublin thing. Instead it's treacle soaked crap.

I was hoping for a brother-on-opposite-sides of the war angle, like GI Joe discovers he has an Iraqi half-brother who's fallen in with the insurgents.

U2 should come down off their high horses and quit playing huge arenas for a while, go back to smaller venues and actually have to interact with their audience on a more personal level instead of through giant television screens. Maybe even go back to acoustic like Springsteen. Of course it would never happen, but I'd…

Civic Doody

Campico only like metro-horsexuals

Why is a watch called a watch anyway? Calling it a 'look' just wouldn't sell?

I think you're onto something there, Hoodwink. Care for a collaborator on the screenplay?

Okay, I was going to see the movie tomorrow anyway (have been working past 7 days straight), but now I know there's a giant wang to be seen—well, let's just say I'm doubly motivated and leave it at that.

'Flat Earth Chips' sounds like they're selling clods of dirt.

Prison Wiiiiiine! She's out of her crate again! I told you to buy the steel cage—she gnaws right through that wood.

You mean Squeeze Box isn't actually about female masturbation? All these years I've been horribly mistaken…

The guy I thought might have been Roddy Doyle was not him. So I missed my chance to have even an accidental encounter. Oh well, I got a coworker to get his autograph if he happened to be around again after I left work. It isn't quite the same as actually introducing myself though.

Gene Wilder, or Pat Nixon?

Don't sell yourself short, misanthrope. Anthropology makes a similar case about human conversation, the importance of small talk not as a means of conveying profound observations or particularly saying anything relevant but as a means of being seen to be communicating. I can't quote chapter and verse; it's been a very…

Is it duck season or rabbit season?

McCoy was the only Southerner on board, so really it's not surprising he didn't like them green coloured Vulcans.