I thought the holodeck turned particles into matter, then matter back into particles at the end—so spooge would just be reduced to particles at the end. Of course those same particles would then be reassembled into matter the next time someone used it, though not necessarily as spooge.

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Is this it? Is this all the comments there are? Boy you could write a novel in the comments section here and no one would ever know.

The Fannings are the new Culkins. All creepily cute kids end up at the Neverland ranch sooner or later

Yes but shameAIDS lasts forever

Shite is "much less ungenteel" than shit?

Hope I'm not too late to the party, but here goes:

I thought it might be a remake of 12 Monkeys without the monkeys.

My grandfather was a pharmacist. Lets just say my grandfolks had the quietest house full of 8 kids on the block.

Sugartits Pendejo.

@candybeans: my mother does that to me all the time, guilt trips me then forgets to email back then forgets I emailed in the first place and sends another guilt trip. I would blame it on her age, but she's only in her 50s. She always was a spaced out hippie so it's hard to tell if she's got the dementia going yet.

My grandmother never baked cookies or babysat. She sat curled in an easy chair, smoking a cigarette and reading novels, raising the occasional disdainful eyebrow and asking my mother wouldn't I rather play outside. In fact I never knew grandmothers were supposed to bake cookies or take more than feigned interest in…

@captain: I've been in the UK close to 5 years now and live on my own. There are not too many landed gentry in Northern Ireland, so I have little hope of gaining any titles.

Karatloz, that was you? Sorry my deficient pop culture knowledge got in the way of what could have been a beautiful thing. Besides I'm a bit shy for a strumpet and often don't know how to react when I get compliments.

Thanks Ellie, that's nice of you to say so.

I thought it was the Holy Ghost. So was Mary seeing the Holy Spirit behind the Holy Ghost's back?

Well, flexmentallo, let me just add that I was speaking as a writer—although I consider the basking/glory part optional.

I get awkwardly hit on by cashiers in the grocery store. Several years ago some cashier lad told me he thought I looked like [a certain actress]. I didn't have a clue who she was, somehow missed whatever movies she was in, so his compliment died a slow death in the awkward silence that followed… um… so yeah…

@captain: I had the same trouble a couple days ago trying to put my new picture on. It was fine on the profile but on the comments board the old was still there—I think I spent the whole day trying everything I could think of but finally resorted to uploading the pic a second time and that seemed to work. By the way I…

No one's here is worried about the larger issue about Kindle-type technology (presuming it catches on enough to rival real books)? Namely that some board of corporate execs will be deciding which books will be made available in the new format, leaving lesser known/popular works to fall by the way side—even more so…

Due to budget constraints, Norse Proverbs, we cannot afford the whole Viking horde at this time. We'll have to settle for half a horde. Sorry.