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I didn't say scruffy writers (or the scruffy in general) don't have anything going for them. Just that I wouldn't recommend dating a writer for the sake of dating a writer (add in musicans, et all). If he's a cool guy who happens to be a bit scruffy and a writer, than go for it. But I've met too many writers

There are plenty more MILF in the sea? No, that doesn't sound right. But MILVES sounds like escapees from Lothlorien.

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The video clip box on my computer reads: "We're sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed within the United States."

I thought it was Julio Gallo

You're like a squirrel that wanders into the middle of a road—

Fine, a hypothetical chastity belt would not have stopped the all hypothetical and very determined Holy Ghost from impregnating a hypothetical virgin with you-know-who.

Chastity belts had not been invented at the time of the Jeebus. Otherwise we would not have the Jeebus.

@Norse: I recommend an alternative add campaign. 'Mead!' featuring a thousand pillaging vikings. Maybe it's just me, but I would buy that.

A woman who likes pink is not to be trusted, to paraphrase Oscar Wilde.

What size was the sample for this study? Were the respondents an accurate representation of the female population at large? Or were they Ooompaloompas?

@tuxedomonkey: I believe the result would be sugar flavoured grit

That's how Spitzer got caught. The Feds just followed the trail of diamond-stained bed sheets.

I wouldn't say the Yorkie bar is the best chocolate bar ever, but when I lived in England I bought it on purpose just cos it had the no-women logo in it. It's bigger and harder than average sized choc bars which made me wonder why the advertisers think men want to buy something big, hefty and phallic shapped and then

I'd rather have a Yorkie than a Fling. Yes, it is a size thing

I can't decide which is worse about this ad campaign:

Scruffy writers are overrated.

The Irish have not heard of devilled eggs.

@gentle: just call it a short story and you won't have to live with the guilt

Hey, that happened to me on another thread—not quite so bad though. Mozilla's having a bad day.

Failed tensies!