Victor Borge's piano schtick or Bugs Bunny and the mouse? I vote Bugs Bunny.

It's okay Space Pope, I'm in the same boat. I could blame it on my fictional strumpery but I'd rather just admit I'm out of touch.

It was Samantha Fox! It's all coming back to me. The year was 1987. My best friend and I discovered her uncle's porn stash. I discovered I liked looking at pictures of naked men, yeah that's pretty much it.

What's on second?

I always thought the berserkers must be smoking something

I think I came across a nudie picture of her when I was 10. There was a python involved in her cleavage. At least I think it was her. Is there another semi-famous Fox?

A flagon of mead: the cause of and solution to all Viking problems

This is like a circular argument. I rest my case.

I have not yet seen them in the UK and imagine if anyone tried to ride one in public they would be immediately stabbed by a gang of yobs, robbed of their segway, the segway set on fire along with a stack of newspapers decrying how Britain's youths are nothing but a bunch of illiterate murderous thugs.

bemused ghost: awesome

Why would you cast Elijah Wood? Does Peter Parker mysteriously get shorter in Ultimate Spiderman?

Failed firsties, secondies, and fourthsies.

It would have been a good idea in the early 90s perhaps. But now it just seems kind of sad.

It's even funnier if you imagine what Prison Wine said in a southern accent.

Does Bono do witty repartee? I thought he mostly just mumbled, swore, and belted out the odd revelation from his Lord.

I've lived overseas for 4 years now so I barely know what the fashion is back home—but seriously? Airport & mall cops ride these?

You would hardly see the Queen of England on one of these. Not sure about the rest of the royals tho.

They're seriously called Toast? I read that above and thought it was a witty commentary on what a band becomes without a famous frontman.

I find all this defensiveness offensive (and a tad bit whiny)

A tire fire? Excellent, that adds to my repetoire of what firsties can die in.