Card sharks cannot be trusted.

See Spot run.

There is much sexual innuendo in your comment.

This will all end in tears.

I think A.I. has an underrated commentary in it that all the schlock and schmaltz and squeaky clean Disney-references tend to hide. Namely turning parents and children and lovers, etc into fetish objects. There was no humanity in that story, only the slightly less messed up 'humanity' of David who wanted to spend…

So given the laws of probability…for every film that opens in theatres nationwide, someone somewhere had died watching it.

I never understood the ending. The whole problem of the film seemed to be about how sex in the abstract objectifies & alienates people (bringing in the thing about powerplays and mindfucks). The husband & wife have lost the capacity for emotional and/or physical intimacy—and instead of regaining that at the end of the…

Elijah Wood is also 5'6. Maybe Tom Cruise can play Bilbo in the upcoming Hobbit movie. Or else he can play dwarf Number 4.

You know what? I don't feel like commenting today. There! I said it. I don't even care if it's self-contradicting.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but each generation pays SS to support the current generation of old people. So when the old people of today were of working age, their taxes went to support the old people of yesterday. It's a pyramid, er, scheme. It's only sustainable so long as the current number of working people…

I thought it said: $418.34

Wait a minute—Old people donating money? As in, Social Security money which is the only kind of money old people have? For which I am paying taxes and for which reason I will never be able to retire myself—so friggin old people can buy cat food and and donate money to media-savvy deadbeats??

It just goes to prove women of all races & backgrounds can be equally batshit crazy.

I.P. Daily? Don't you mean I.P. Freely (author of The Yellow River)? We should ask Ida Noe.

Deus ex failure.

Go, Gringo! I agree. mbs is okay. Anonymous trolls however can die in a bear fire!

The law can't stop ME having 8 babies all at once! But of course my self respect. Not to mention dignity, conscience, concern for the wellbeing of others, etc etc

You know what's really painfully and disgustingly enlarged on this woman? Her self delusion. Where is Simon Cowel?

Why do you say everything twice, Jim?

You know what's eco friendly? Throwing birds at a wedding. Think of the priceless photographs, guaranteed not another set like 'em. Bride & groom running in terror from being pelted with 'liberated' factory farm chickens. It's a political statement on so many levels.