@riot—I think the superficial means of expressing it may vary in relation to gender/societal constructs, but the underlying urge is the same.

It is true. What (some) women want is truly to viciously undermine the self worth of every other woman they come into contact with. It operates along the same lines of penis-envy, the person with the biggest [random trophy item] wins.

Dear Goo,

bear porn
—Everyone in that commercial looks like an out of work porn star, which is disturbing.

@Steve: Every single person knows party/bars are filled to the brim with couples on V-Day, sickening pawing petting giggling couples. In fact most party/bars will not let you through the door unless you are attached at the hip to another member of the species. In some places single people are ceremonially burnt at the…

I wish…I wish…rats, can't think of anything. Wait! um, chocolate? No, no, money. I should have said money.

I was determined not to visit this thread at all, but the road to hell being what it is…

You were supposed to post a link. This is a lazy recommendation.

shiftless drifter
Who was that sad homeless man that wandered onto Letterman's soundstage? That was highly exploitative to put him on camera like that. A more charitable host would have given him a blanket, a bottle of de-lousing treatment and directions to the nearest shelter.

Yes journalists would get paid for being hard hit (just like bankers do).

Hey, so what if the world hasn't yet acknowledged the cinematic genius of Noel and Ewan Cohen? It doesn't mean they wouldn't do a better job than Tarantino.

Sorry, my original comment was made @Rabin (before other comments showed up). Now it is completely out of place and should be ignored.

More than the bible?

I imagine a plot device along the lines of Deus ex Facebookina

As opposed to the G-rated thriller, THE FACE THAT EATS BOOKS

pitt hitler
My computer does not have sound so I spent most of the clip assuming Brad Pitt was Hitler, and was mildly intrigued by this. Then at the end it shows a man with an even sillier moustache pounding a table (allegedly the real Hitler).

By the way, I vote for the one with the highest probability of malt beverages (dip is optional).

I thought about adding a hootnanny…but it did not fall in league with my point, which was events I would ACTUALLY attend.

Mulch is both moist and used.

@hideousmonkey: So if the theatre was empty, why was that guy whispering? And who was he whispering to? Your story has not resolved significant plot points.