The most powerful man in the world, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck.

Ah yes, I've seen that film.

We are in agreement.

Shut it.

To be most effective, you should try to find a combination analyst and therapist.

Why am I angry about this? It's nothing new. It's not unexpected. It's consistent. And yet, here I am shaking with rage.

BUT I WANT TO PUNCH THEM SOOOOOOO BADLY!!!!!

Upvoted.

He's working security for my air guitar band.

I'm shocked only one person died. Especially considering the number of heavily armed dickwads.

Slutty, fingers crossed.

Remember: "we didn't mention the Jews because other people died in the holocaust too"

Sigh. If only.

This creature was birthed in the 80s.

I expect it to be witty or clever and it's not.

I'd like you to meet my son: Leaky Diaphragm Smith.

Please don't.

A little cheeto dust for some color on the cheeks.

Do you think they'll ever get back together?

Hi Frosstbyte. This is a very interesting story, which I enjoyed very much. Are you a cat?