Family guy quote. Simpsons quote. Arrested development quote.

THE GREATER GOOD

I caught a portion of an episode in which they were bathing each other. I thought about it further on many other occasions.

Uh… sure, kid.

All the male characters in my self-published novels are well-endowed and giving, thoughtful lovers. So… ladies?

But really, who hasn't?

I'm already on a plane.

Yeah I might've robbed some olympians.

It irritated my foreskin, but I'm glad you liked it.

Ah yes, that's also why they both rape women.

The world's fastest food. Get it?

You signed the release, so assume the position.

Is that a threat?

I also have it on good authority that nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'.

That can't be right. Okay. If I have 8 apples, and I multiply them by 2 oranges, I have 16 fruits, right? So if I have 8 apples, and multiply them by 0 oranges, I should still have my original 8 apples.

I don't give a singing rat's ass.

Oh man, where was this guy when I was 16? I would have thought this was hilarious.

Go to hell you piece of shit.

I MADE A HOLE-IN-ONE YESTERDAY!

You guys should take some gender studies classes.