"And now, the conclusion"

"How to own your daughter's vagina"

And who do I make my check out to?

Well, off-whiter.

This could be a quote.

You forgot: "look! People are saying-"

Uh… flagged?

Aw man, he would step off that golf cart and handshake the shit outta them!

Diesel fuel, I guess.

Cup my avocado.

The Russians are right to drink themselves to death.

Anybody else hate being right?

How many things that are terrible can be traced back to unqualified mansplaining?

Yeah, what are we, women?

I've got a hot pocket.

Durian.

"Shit Town" really spoke to me, out there in Wisconsin.

She: I asked you to the dance what else do I have to do just fucking kiss me you idiot.

Ugh. Christ. Fuck the socal douche-bros!

Unh. You're stepping on my toes!