I don't care much for Gob.

TRUMP DIGS COAL

*used

*much much more, if they live in rural areas and you live in an urban area*

Migos contigos? No!

*trips over lawnchair*

Alright, now I'm REALLY drunk. I'm about two beers from posting Radiohead lyrics on Facebook…

Sounds sexy.

So, uh, anybody else drunk already?

BEER ME.

You should get divorced.

Happy 4th everybody! ITMFA!!!!

Oleo oreos?

"During the early months, your baby needs lots of physical contact. Baby Carrier Original is a small carrier that you can quickly put on and take off to carry your baby for short periods of time, both at home or outdoors. If your baby falls asleep, simply unbuckle the entire baby carrier and lay your sleeping baby…

Shit man, you got cronuts?

What is "a shitload of Mountain Dew, dude," Alex?

Uh… good?

Trudeau really makes women go to the polls, if you know what I mean.

"I think it was very kind of him to say that they are not bad people. Very big of him. He is definitely showing signs of growth. Remember, he has no prior experience as a political tweeter."

It's promising that they're planning to hire an actor to star in the show again.