HE REMEMBERS ME!

Not even sort of.

Is repeat one thing, two things, or three things?

6. Listen to Dawes.
7. Beer bongs full of hormel black label bacon bits.
8. Cans of rosé.
9. Quote the Simpsons.
10. Sob uncontrollably.

Thanks for explaining it all, Clarissa, geez… oh wait, no, that was-fuck it, who cares.

Rastification reference.

TITS

Or at least wipes them.

He was a sk8r boy, I said c ya l8r boy.

Although, if you think about it, that may have helped start it. At every step in Hitler's life, before he did something outrageous, someone must've said: "he hasn't got the balls for it."

I still believe that art should be in some way beautiful.

There are 23 football players on the Chicago bears. What's that? Well, if there are more than 23 football players that still means there are 23 football players. It works. 23! Michael Jordan famously played basketball for the Chicago bulls, wearing number 23. When he returned from retirement, he first wore the…

Trumpsdumps.org?
Festeringorangeballsack.gov?

I have a neckbeard!

Maybe because I can never get you off my back! Christ woman.

Why forage with a trombone?

I don't. I think he's trying to protect his reputation. Although we'll never really know!

I seriously doubt he thinks he's innocent.

So that makes, what, five total? That's not a great job.

Shouldn't this be in Great job, Internet!? Because it sucks?