Ooh, ya make a new clone, Sloan.

What is his position in the White House again?

Yeah I know what you mean I'm thinking about changing your password so it'll stop recommending all that whiny Joss Whedon bullshit you watch.

Uh….machine learning…um…Markov chains and shit….ah….

Christ what a disgusting video.

The good thing is, you'll know their parents are terrible people in advance.

I will eat all the chili in the world if that's what it takes to forget about this guy.

I admire this guy's ability to get laid.

Douchey-looking middle-aged socal guy sprays a bunch of people with donkey sauce? Yeah, I've seen that movie.

Eyes or tongues of my enemies…

The opening dependent clause has a different subject…

It's like you don't even know about "Great job, Internet!"

"Asked if Kasowitz’s writing would be good enough to get him a job at The A.V. Club, we received a lengthy, all-caps expression of amusement and disdain, which we won’t reprint here, for fear that the red pen will be turned on us next."

Sad bastard music.

Okay, add the brunette to the list of women who get sexier as they age. Goddamn.

Anybody else hate everything?

Does that mean a portion of the royalties from Imagine are being donated as well?

*hands Nate the Great a beer*

HEY-YEE-HEY EYE-HI, WOAH-HOO…

Well, she's a human person so this story checks out.