"Wow I'm in deep covfefe."

And Zaza Pachulia. (He's very tall.)

Soundtrack by Green Day.

Agreed. He's great. He doesn't deserve this award.

Caramel Nut is my favorite ice cream flavor.

FCKTRMP

Who says it's just for click purposes? Isn't it possible the AVClub writers, like many of us, are freaking the fuck out about this shit all the time and want to write and talk about it? How are we supposed to respond to this shit? As far as I'm concerned, it's an ongoing national crisis.

Esplain me why you never respond to my esmail!

Top Gun 2: Power Bottom Gun

Danger zone.

Nope this one doesn't work.

It was just locker room talk.

Aired Farce

Carried Fae

*cums all over self*

"Typo" is already in the dictionary.

Stan's dog is a gay homosexual.

Yeah yeah, people say they monkey around.

If Trump hired prostitutes to piss on the constitution I would really be impressed. THAT'S how you become a fucking legend.

"They're"