Yeah, how many clowns fit in the murder room?

*waits for it*

What's funny about this is that he's an actual brilliant businessman.

*posts four hundred thousand poorly-lit pictures of watching Facebook tv on Facebook wall*

Cremation for me too. In Auschwitz.

You CAN always git, whatchoo WAWANT.

Hmmm. I don't think it's counting comments anymore. Oh well.

My robot must be broken, it keeps probing everything. Everything it sees! It just wants to probe it!

Like he'd want to go on her show anyway. I mean, look at her.

TA DA!!!!!!!!!

Obligatory: THE AVCLUB.

Where is this nudist campground filled with young and attractive people?

They smell real bad after a few days.

*bitchin'

HEY-OH! Cuffed to my HYUNDAI——-OH!

Which is not surprising, really, considering they've always been DTF Soundsystem.

She deserves no sympathy. No way she didn't know what she was doing when she married him.

So it's all this guy's fault, eh?

They've got seven women on their minds.

Google Schopenhauer.