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Merk
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Can you hear it, Alien?

You don't get it.

Will you all stop arguing about homophobia and just SUCK MY FUCKING DICK ALREADY!

It doesn't! Here ya go!

*REAL

No, but, you can suck me off if you'd like.

Just like daddy did! What a big boy he is!

No alarms and no surprises please.

Momma said KNOCK YOU OUT

Straight out the Vatican,
Rhymes automatican,
Testify sanctify flow superfly.

See, misogyny is bred, not taught!

*assumes the position*

He's basically Richard Wagner, without the talent (at least for music). "I hate the jews, except for when I worked with them… I hate the French, except for when I was in Paris trying to make it big…"

It sounds way more racist. Didn't the brits invent racism?

The headline said blowjob so I clicked.

sigh. The Gallagher brothers were not poets.

#%^# autocorrect…

Parma Lakshmi….

"Exellent condition"

Gonna go back in time and beat myself up for firsting.