Who's JT, grandpa?

At least the Bears still suck.

This is the greatest pregnancy announcement I've ever seen.

Christ what a weird video.

Some towns in America… all of the gravy comes from a can.

Yeah! Where do the children puh-lay-hey, hey-ey-hey-ey-ey-ey, ee-yea-ee?

Only 10,000 comments to go…

The rabbit told me to snort another line of cocaine.

"This song will change your life."

Fleabag 2: the Red Hot Chili Peppers can't control their bowels

If Natalie Portman wants to come teach me how to love again, I wouldn't say no.

*whiny, nasally melisma*

Come run run run run everybody move run when they see the knife.

If it's any consolation, they actually found a way to make the theme song worse in the second season.

Say what you will about gay Jewish showtune composers, dude, at least it's an ethos.

Man, this show is pretty terrible and I will watch every episode.

But I'm saying it because I genuinely care. Get a dog; make your life better.

Ricotta be kidding me!

Do it, man, you're way too fucking lonely.

…so are you single then or—what's the situation?