I didn't know robots had assholes they could disappear into.

Bitch, please, I know it's a laser pointer.

That's gold Jerry!

No they're bottomless.

"Implacable"

Ooooooooh, yeah baby…

FUCKING THING SUCKS!

A rhetorical question, if ever there were one.

Sean, I love you, but that may be the worst headline of all time.

Intrepid reporter April O'Neil!

As long as you don't look, uh, vaguely "Mediterranean" you should be fine.

Courtesy of the red, white, and blew.

That's just another way to blame your parents for your problems.

Asd!

*Summer not.

They don't have sex drives. Plus, robot porn is super oily.

First, Bitches.

I expect office workers across the nation to spend the afternoon drinking scotch and measuring each other's dicks, like the good old days.

Lost a lotta good pants that way.

Sigh… sears catalog.