NEIN!

FREEDOM

DJ DJ. Boom.

It doesn't matter. You're already in hell.

I kind of want to see Alien Jesus and Human Jesus fight to the death. I'll worship the winner.

Dude, you reek of bong water. Gross dude.

So he's what now, pluperfect?

I usually just smash a handful against my half-open mouth until I come up with enough to swallow.

Are you talking about pussy?

First, bitches.

He looks so good for his age! I would never guess that that man is 104 years old!

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner.

Gayest people on earth.

It's not a big deal it happens to everybody just relax and enjoy yourself.

EVERYBODY: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy Birthday to Lou…

*grabs ankles*

I'm struggling to find a way to make this about my penis.

Is it weird that I have dreamed, multiple times, that I can suck my own dick?

You guys are the best.

Dumbshit.