Yep. Congrats.

Look at how tiny his horseshoes are!

*squinty closed-mouth grin*

I have the saddest boner.

Maybe some guy with a couple extra first names.

Huh. Didn't know I had anything left to vomit.

I agree. His music is aggressively terrible.

John Wick 3: Even Drier

Have you considered it?

How can you tell?

Logged in just to say fuck you.

Lol sportsball! Lolol!

Fuck you.

Remember the housekeeper who was mentioned by name for some reason? The one who had a brief and unnecessary conversation with the deceased before disappearing from the screen? It was her.

This is a big improvement.

WITCH! BURN!

…and many, many toilet bowls of Skyline chili shortly thereafter.

Hellscape is the word of the week. Maybe the last two weeks.

Yeah sure, German immigrants are fine. One might even say: "supreme."

Fuck you.