#BanBannon

Fuck you.

#BanBannon

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

He does like the way they think. Probably.

That's fine, but in this case, incompetence is also evil.

I hate Kellyanne Conway, but is it bad that I really want to bang her? I mean, you know this chick will do ANYTHING.

But exactly the right amount of drunk for a ride.

I only trust authentic tortilla breathalyzers, like Xochitls.

Walking taco:
1) open small bag of Fritos
2) eat 3-5 Fritos to create more room
3) spoon in some taco-seasoned ground beef
4) pour in some nacho cheese sauce
5) enjoy

Lincoln was a freak, though, so this is nothing new.

I'm assuming this line was said in character.

SLAYER RULES

Ugh, my ennui is acting up.

I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO WEEP OR VOMIT

Mandate!

I'm offended by American voters' gullibility and stupidity.

After reprogramming, I renamed mine Stabby.