Eight years of wedded bliss?

NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE TSA!

I watched some of his previous standup, and I have to say, I don't find his material very clever.

Right?

This is really shitty gospel.

DAMN THESE HEELSPURS!!!

I meant, we don't need crazy conspiracy theories. We're living one.

Uh, we've got a Russian asset about to assume the presidency. We don't need these anymore.

RIMSHOT

I read a few years ago that the Super Bowl is the world's biggest annual prostitution event.

I am old.

To-toro, To-TO-ro!

I get it!

Not a legitimate joker.

Yeah. this is really great news for fans of soft science fiction.

"Middle-aged" seems generous.

….ALL THE YOUNG POPES,
CARRY THE ROPES, YEAH,
BOOGALOO POPES,
CARRY THE ROPES

Yeah me too, I'm glad this is being made.

"Rich boy who became president."

As we've all found out this year.