Liar.

POST MODERNISM!

Jesus Christ this shit is unlistenable.

"TV polymath"

Uh….. no?

Lucky bastard.

*giant cane removes Fresh Jive and Quarter Pounder With Cheese*

This is hilarious because he would destroy you.

PoorSports?

BYOBBW

No, but it does make it less bad, and isn't that as much as most of us can hope for from life at this point?

Texts From Last Night From the President of the United States.

STUPID THING IS POINTLESS

Damn dude…..

Come on, boys will be boys, they were just horsin' around.

*seethes with jealousy*

But my life is sooooooo difficult!!!

Fuck you.

Please feed it after midnight.

My balls could use some attention.