I will not.

The Trump family.

Yeah it's been the topic of conversation among us liberals for over a year.

You ain't from 'round here, are you?

Or maybe he's just a pro.

I wish I didn't know this now. I wish I hadn't read this. Why the fuck am I still reading this?

EXTRA! EXTRA! VIETNAMESE BISEXUAL HATES HERSELF!

He's amazingly talented and driven and hardworking and also a huge petty asshole who holds lifelong grudges despite being the undisputed greatest in his field, ever?

Now THAT'S a fucking president!

Secret thousandaire.

*Grasps hand in awkward high handshake*

I'm guessing we'd average about 8 inches. Self reporting, of course.

Trump is a tv star. He's a part of pop culture.

I knew from the headline that this was O'Neal, and clicked straightaway.

I made hamburgers last night and this morning my apartment still smells like meat.

I wrote it one foot at a time, and it didn't cost me a rhyme.

But I shot a man in Reno, just because he rhymed.

Don't forget misogynists!

Sorry buddy, sincerely.

We're ALL having what she's having.