Yep. And if I witness it, I will do my best to help.

I'm so sorry to hear this. Take care man.

Flagged. And fuck you.

*throws plateful of spaghetti against wall, kicks over chair*

What does the K stand for?

FUCK NO

You can be president, Bill!

We're all glad you survived, Sean.

communist.

What about her sister Hazel?

I think this pancake printer will also be used primarily for organ printing.

Good?

Oh yeah, I saw this one. They put the full can in the dude's anus. Can't unsee it.

I felt the same way about Frank Sinatra, even though he was long past his prime.

I'm still sad.

I expect hoverdrone accidents to be the third leading cause of death next year.

My word, she is an attractive woman.

That's when you try to break Wade Boggs's record.

We're going to need a bigger giftbag.

It's funny because I used to have a cat that literally did this to houseguests.