Too sad to snark.

How big is the light bulb?

*steps in manure, mugs for camera*

I celebrated by eating a cheesecake in bed.

I was like, whatever.

I do still view many hole-filling videos, though.

I was gonna make some witty fucking comment, but I just don't have the energy, man.

Hi.

I'm jealous of your family.

Gander Gooses Catburglar

Hey, you know what's not that bad? CANCER.

…please like me.

So… You moved to Michigan? Where you get a dime for every can?

I already eat to fill the hole in my heart. BTW: it's never enough.

Q: So, the pseudo-mystical symbology on the album… bullshit, right?

HAVE

Ts; dw.

Isn't that her current job?

Ooooooooooooooooh!!

You shut yer mouth and get back to playing YOUR ROLE IN SOCIETYS GODDAMN PAGEANTRY.