Yeah, it's great that they hide funky bass inside a bunch of terrible soft rock pop tunes. "Dark necessities…"

God this band sucked. But still, RIP.

You're thinking of Gene Hackman.

It's called Blue Mountain State, and it sucks.

Maybe if you turned Phelps's torso upside down?

And we're all masturbating. Let's see Usain Bolt do that!

SWIM LIKE THE WIND RYAN!

Well they shouldn't have been dressed so provocatively.

She's looking for a lady with a bigger dick.

Remember the good old days? When we could vote for a turd sandwich? This year it's huge douche vs. nuclear apocalypse.

These types of thoughts lead to suicide attempts. Look at some cat videos for a few minutes, friend.

*Here's a link to a Buzzfeed article about what U.S. Olympians looked like at their first Olympics

RUM HAM RADIO!

I'm spectacularly good at masturbating.

Yeah. Werk dem hips.

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte were in the relay last night. Did you see it Kev? Yeah? You saw it? Yeah. They called it "dumb and dumb and dumb and dumber." *guitar chord, cymbal roll*

Me too. I always assumed it was intentional.

This guy should read some Sartre, amirite?

THEY TOOK ARE NUTJOBS!!!!

It's hard to tell if the man is over- or under-medicated.