It was me. Jails have wifi now. What a country!

Get this man more work, please.

Sorry buddy.

Who, Yes, The Band.

Paul Walker. Showed up way underweight.

I will not.

I-bVI-IV in the bridge.

Will curious George have an inexplicable Scottish accent too?

All bow wows go to heaven.

He only needs help from his good friend and supervillain Vladimir Putin.

#notalloilydudes

The twist is that you thought you were going to enjoy the movie.

Bahahahaha!

He cares very deeply about your genitals.

Just imagine how good he'd be if he didn't have to deal with those terrible bone spurs!

He seems a little less even-keeled then our usual candidates.

"We're going to need a smaller labcoat."

No one will believe this, come on.
*producer places glasses on actress*
Ah yes, I see it!

YouTube video examines the philosophy—

I'm very cocksure.